"You know, President Obama wanted to move the dinner to the Kennedy Center this year but the Republicans wanted to keep it here at the Hilton, so they compromised, and here we are at the Hilton."

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Jimmy Kimmel (via kateoplis)

This is less of a joke and more of a summary of President Obama’s entire first term.

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